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[Review originally appeared in The Herald-Sun in April 2005.]

Don't Panic...

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" movie is a fun addition to Douglas Adams' comedic creation

By J.P. Trostle

Don't panic. Much.

First, if you're a long-time fan of Douglas Adams' multimedia creation -- which includes radio and TV shows, bestselling books, a play and computer games -- know that they made a couple of major changes in bringing the epic science fiction comedy to the big screen.

Second, if this is the first time you've ever heard of "The Hitchhiker's Guide," don't let the words "epic science fiction comedy" scare you away. Even if you know nothing about Vogons, infinite improbability drives, the importance of the number "42" or why you should always know where your towel is, you will find this movie easy to enjoy-- even wildly entertaining.

In fact, it is the hardcore fans who will have to make the most adjustments, suspend the most belief, while watching this big screen tale about "life, the universe and everything."

A number of Adams' best jokes and situations from the original storyline are missing from the movie. Don't panic, just keep moving: Viewers unfamiliar with the original won't miss them, and true Hitchhiker fans know each version is different from the last (see sidebar).

Besides, most of the new material is hilarious.

What's important is that the dry British wit and insightful humour that made the books and broadcasts such an enduring pop culture hit are still here. (As when our hero, Arthur Dent, finding himself stuck on a planet of bureaucrats, charges into the DMV from Hell crying "I'm English! *I* know how to queue!" )

The casting is dead on for most of the characters, especially Sam Rockwell as party animal Zaphod Beeblebrox (who also happens to be President of the Galaxy), and Alan Rickman as the voice of Marvin, a perpetually depressed robot.

Some things don't, unfortunately, work as well. The Vogon poetry scene which, on paper, is one of the funniest things ever written, falls flat in the film, and a strange performance by John Malkovich as Zaphod's rival Humma Kavula (a new character created for the movie) is a real show stopper ... and I don't mean that in the good way.

Finally, for a film that often does a great job in making fun of blockbuster movie conceits, it falls prey to the biggest one of all in a forced romance between Arthur and Trillian, an earth girl with extreme wanderlust.

The awkward moments are mostly harmless though, and are never enough to derail the fun. Best of all, this movie is just a fraction of the droll insanity Douglas Adams' served up in five books and a dozen hours of radio and TV episodes. If you like what you see on the screen, there's lots more where that came from.